I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
operation harelip BJ is a go
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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