Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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