I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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