hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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