I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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