i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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