A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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