I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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