I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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