Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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