How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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