I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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