We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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