Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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