i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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