I'm lost and stupid without you.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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