butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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