Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
PANTIES FOUND
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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