google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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