he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
