he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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