you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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