so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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