He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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