I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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