Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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