dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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