It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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