Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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