at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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