Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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