Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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