if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
