she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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