I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My balls are so social today.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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