I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Someone shit on the floor
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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