kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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