yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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