I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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