I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I looked at my own cervix.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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