i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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