wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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