Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Still dying that you shit outside
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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