if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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