Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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