Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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