So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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