Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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