my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
foreskin is a definite game changer
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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