if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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