So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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