Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think people are normalizing furries
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
