everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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