I heard we made out
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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