So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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